Author: Jane Lane

Campus

Oh No! One of Your Fall Professors is Already Sending You Weekly Emails

With August well under way, we’ve all seen school supply ads and displays popping up in stores everywhere. However, your overenthusiastic Calc II professor has taken the back-to-school spirit especially to heart this year. In order to ensure your New York trip is as interrupted as possible, he has already sent a “Welcome to MATH 113” message a week ago, and is commencing this weekend … Continue reading Oh No! One of Your Fall Professors is Already Sending You Weekly Emails

Jane Lane
News

New Pioneer-Denialism Movement Expected to Undercut Pioneer Day Festivities

The time-honored Pioneer day celebration is a prolific part of Utah culture. Complete with enough parades, American flags, and straw hats to be mistaken for an Amish Independence day festival, the 24th of July is a time to reflect on the sacrifice of the pioneers on their long trek across the US. However, a shocking new conspiracy is gaining traction that may be existentially dangerous … Continue reading New Pioneer-Denialism Movement Expected to Undercut Pioneer Day Festivities

Jane Lane
Campus

BYU Releases Plans To Replace Cougareat’s Aloha Plate With An Applebee’s

The next twist in a series of changes to the BYU Cougareat has just been announced, and is already causing a controversy among on-campus dining enthusiasts. In a statement released by BYU this week, Director of Dining Services Dean Wright stated plans to open an Applebee’s location in the Cougareat. “We’ve never received a single request for an Applebee’s, but decided there is a market … Continue reading BYU Releases Plans To Replace Cougareat’s Aloha Plate With An Applebee’s

Jane Lane
Campus, Life

Top 8 Activities For Every New BYU Student To Try

BYU always has a variety of fun, exciting activities going on. For new freshmen feeling daunted by the sheer number of possibilities to explore, here’s a list of fun ideas to give you an introduction to student life at the Y! 1. Visit the MARB. AKA BYU’s most popular historic landmark and feat of architectural ingenuity. A perfect spot for photos! 2. Attend a hyper-obscure … Continue reading Top 8 Activities For Every New BYU Student To Try

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