After receiving less donations than expected this year, the Choose2Give campaign has hired a masked figure to secure sufficient funds for students in need. These funds are reportedly being procured through the attacking of random students and redistributing the loot to other random students.

“He’s like a broken Robin Hood that steals from the poor to give to the poor,” says economics major Nataleigh Bryant.

Recalling his encounter with the masked vigilante, Truxton Johnson said, “He picked me up by my ankles and shook money out of my pockets like a cartoon bully. Then he just looked me in the eyes and said, ‘next time, CHOOSE to give’.”

Maylee Smith, recounted: “He approached me and handed me 3 quarters and a partially used Cafe Rio gift card. Then he immediately took my engagement ring and ran.”

Despite student concerns, Choose2Give has held firm to their decision. “At least this way, everyone ends up the same amount of poor.”

The identity of this thief for justice has not been disclosed. Students are encouraged to check their pockets–before someone else does.