Spanish-Speaking RM
Byle Ingle was arrested after “accidentally” ordering tacos in Spanish while on a first (and last) date with a freshman.
Girl with Too Much Self-Tanner
Brighmah Kimball’s orange hands almost let her off until she said, “It’s totally natural, I just tan super easily!”
Chief Massasoit
He acted as if he had been stunned speechless, but resisted and had to be dragged off. Reportedly, he has finally been given clothing. 
Vending Machine Tamales
Only the Spanish and Portuguese department (3190 JFSB) managed to hide them before the raid.
Alfonso the Duck
On the bright side, it’ll be easier to find bread dealers in Latin America, so he can get rye.
The Entire City of Enoch
Their transcendent appearance was ruined as ICE labelled them undocumented immigrants pretty much immediately and moved in.
