Are you part of the 3% student population looking to move to Provo this spring and summer? Lucky for you, there are lots of available housing options. Save a desperate student a lot of internal stress and money by purchasing one of these contracts!
Shane Reese’s Office
MALE private bedroom
selling for spring/summer
Rent: $677 in Cougarcash + utilities
-AMAZING WARD: has all the general authorities
-fully-stocked walk-in sneaker closet
-All-access key to the Marb dungeon AND the Belltower
-Direct phone line to President Russell M Nelson
University Guest House
MALE or FEMALE contract
6 bedroom, 6 bathroom
Rent: $145 per month + utilities (around $7521 total)
Amenities:
-0 minute walk to campus
-washer and dryer (only takes quarters)
-self-playing pipe organ
-portal to the second dimension
-indoor basketball court
-cursed copy of the lost 116 pages
-indoor waterpark
-chest with Thomas S. Monson’s beating heart
Comes with complimentary roommate: the guest house ghost aka “the guest”
MB Family Bathroom
MALE or FEMALE contract
-0 bedroom, 1 bathroom
Rent: 0.000025671 BTC
Amenities:
-free toilet paper
-pull-out desk
-quiet, secluded
Budge Hall Room 103
Resident is getting married this April so needs to sell!!
MALE shared bedroom
Rent: $550 + $899 parking pass + $300 transfer fee + $267 just cuz
Amenities:
-4 minute walk from Rancheritos
-3:1 ward girl-to-guy ratio
-3 Taco Bell hot sauce packets left by previous roommates
-community shower (never shower alone!)
Smith Fieldhouse
Being sold by Tom Holmoe due to his retirement
1 bedroom, 17 bathroom
Rent: 57 built bars/month
Amenities:
–free parking
-Legends Grille meal pass
-furnished gym
-indoor track