Take a whiff! That scent of swagger old spice is a strong sign that you are strolling toward east campus, home to the infamous engineering building. Upon entering, one might feel swallowed up in a storm of young men still sporting their 8th-grade style. With deep compassion, BYU faculty reached out to Tan France and asked him to host an instructional seminar to help these needful gentlemen raise their style to a 10. The seminar is tentatively titled “Queer Eye for the Engineer Guy.”

“This event was long overdue. Last time I took the elevator in the Clyde building, I saw 15 different variations of the classic cargo short/FSY shirt combo,” said Professor Bean. “It was sad.”

This is no newsflash. For years, engineering students have struggled to add variation to their wardrobes. “I don’t see the problem, this pink EFY shirt is cool!” stated Andy Acceleratour, a junior in the electrical engineering program.

Unfortunately, silent judgment and subtle roasting have not been enough motivation for them to ditch their Captain America T-shirts.

Candance Flinton, a public relations major, shared her observations on the topic. “Every engineering major owns a Captain America t-shirt—It’s part of their welcome package. My boyfriend wore his every day until I turned him into my project and secretly burned it. I’m hoping this seminar helps in his recovery.”

Thankfully, this segment of the student body is about to be saved. “This function is way below my pay grade, but these lads really need some help,” said Tan France.

As an added bonus, H&M will be offering engineering students 25% of any purchase with coupon code “DITCH THE JORTS.”