Tonight the Utah Utes handed the previously-unbeaten BYU Cougars their first loss of the season.
Reactions varied across Provo/BYU fandom:
“We were supposed to talk about tithing, but I just changed it to ‘mourning with those that mourn.’ I didn’t ask our Elders Quorum President, but I’m sure he’ll understand.”
Danny McElfin – Elders Quorum 1st Counselor in the 456th Ward
“I’m just glad our ward meets at 1:30. I bet no one would have showed up at 9.”
Henry Claysen – Bishop of the 398th Ward
“I think I’ll have to start sm*king if we play another game like that.”
Candace McFlynnsen – Stressed