Normally, Jenson McButton would vote Republican down the whole ticket. However, BYU doesn’t usually play Utah during the week of Election Day. Because the two are playing this week, Jenson can have no red anywhere in his life.

“I’m a lifelong conservative, but I hate the University of Utah more than I hate Leftists,” said McButton. “Normally I love to say ‘Choose the Right’ on Election Day, but I can’t do that this year.”

He even came up with his own slogan: “MAGA is important to me, but this week it’s MUGA: Make Utah Garbage Again.”

McButton has removed all chances of seeing the color red until the game:

• He has replaced his Old Spice deodorant
• He has refused to talk to any gingers
• He won’t go any dates, because he doesn’t want to encounter any red flags. (This one is more of a reframing of the fact that no one will go out with him.)
• All red fruits were expelled from the fruit bowl in his apartment.
• He also tossed out all of the cinnamon bears (However, he has still been eating the chocolate-covered cinnamon bears while blindfolded so he can get that deliciousness without seeing the red.)
• He is only shopping at Walmart, and definitely not Smith’s.
• He has been walking everywhere with sunglasses so the leaves and fire hydrants don’t look that red.

Jenson is calling for all people to vote blue with him so the University of Utah doesn’t get the satisfaction of seeing the state all red on the electoral map.