With All Hallows Eve on the horizon, Provo residents are narrowing in on their costumes of choice. And while some are playing it safe, others are erring on the scarier side. This year, one resident in particular has decided to go as a character more horrifying than them all—himself.

Bryce Epp weighs in at a dense 6’4″ 250 pounds. He swipes by day and lifts by night. He feeds on creatine and the makes 11/10 women feel unsafe.

“I looked over my shoulder to see a sweaty, shirtless, heaving beast with bulging veins the size of twizzlers. Then I realized it was just Bryce,” reported Tayler Swenson, a local woman.

“Legend has it that for lack of a soul, Bryce doesn’t actually have a reflection. This explains why he’s been desperately trying to capture it in the gym mirror for the last 10,000 years. Anything you see on social media is merely a smart photoshop job,” said local mythologist Wendy Wicca.

Brad cared to comment on his choice of costume.

“This costume was way easy to make. I just took off my shirt,” said Bryce between reps.