General Conference weekend is a great learning opportunity, but you can’t be expected to catch everything. Luckily, while you were passed out on the couch, we were taking note of every action that no longer aligns with Church standards.

Eating Tomatoes

We were all expecting this one, but it’s still worth mentioning–tomatoes are officially of the devil. Nothing we can do about it.

Using a Bidet

During his talk, Elder Oaks directly said that he “just [doesn’t] like the idea of it.” And who can blame him? If using a bidet was included in your weekend plans, your schedule just opened up.

Living in France

Yeah, you can’t do that anymore.

Getting a Sunburn

Turns out, skin is actually part of your body! With this revelation, getting sunburned is obviously not allowed, because our bodies are temples, and you wouldn’t sunburn a temple.

Wearing Socks on Sunday

If you’re ever comfortable enough in church to be dozing off, this rule is for you. Put the shoes on right over the dogs next Sunday, folks.

Mentioning Shia LaBeouf

We have yet to be told the reasoning behind this revelation, but somehow it just makes sense. He arrived at Conference himself to deliver the rule, and President Nelson seemed to agree with it.

Beer

They didn’t even say this one outright–they just mentioned it offhand as if we should’ve already known it. Still, a rule’s a rule, so gather up your stash and send it away.