For decades, it was assumed that no map could be produced of the Jesse Knight Building, but an elite team of local cartographers has just proven otherwise. After spending 13 years within the building’s walls, their work is finally complete.

“The biggest discovery is definitely that of the recursive JKB on the third floor,” said team lead Carter Griffin. “It’s a second, identical JKB contained entirely within the first.”

The brave explorers were unable to explain everything they observed, but for now, the observations themselves are all we can ask for.

“Some of us had trouble keeping everything to scale, and the ramps and stairways shifted every night, but it should still be accurate every other Tuesday,” said team member Gerardus Merkeightor.

A second team, from the geometry department, has already been dispatched and is currently gathering further information on the discoveries. They are expected to find results within three decades.