Campus life can seem scary at first, but with these words of rizzdom, you’ll have no problem gaining all the aura you need and more.

Go forth to serve.

You’re not in Ohio anymore. If you wanna be the Young Sigma, you have to be constantly mogging everyone else in the room. Any day could be the day that Livvy Dunne shows up to campus, and you can’t miss your chance to rizz her up. Obviously, the best way to do this is to wear floral ties to class and always be mustachemaxxing.

Sometimes it’s okay to glaze.

The last thing a real gigachad would do is pay tuition just to learn nothing. You’re already paying your professors, so you might as well get glazing and ask questions that mean absolutely nothing to anyone in the room, the professor included. They think they’re the alpha? If you once pulled a mythical Reel that was loosely related to the topic, rest assured that you’re the alpha.

Don’t forget to edge!

Everyone knows that if Mr. Beast came to BYU, he’d be sitting exclusively in the edge seats of the lecture halls. Why? Because that’s the sigma grindset. Unless you wanna lose all your aura, you’d better do the same. Get to class early and take forever to pack up at the end so everyone has to climb over you and your straight up sigmapack (like a backpack but for sigmas) twice.

Fanum tax or be Fanum taxed.

Food is expensive, so you’ve got two options. The first is to achieve the mental state of goated Peter Griffin by Fanum taxing other people’s food in the Cougareat. The second is to become the alpha rizzler by Fanum taxing other people’s food in the Cougareat. When they see that it was the biggest sigma thug in Utah Valley that just took One Piece of their Grimace shake, they’ll understand.

Sigma sigma on the wall, who’s the skibidiest of them all?

If the TikTok Rizz Party is low key bussin’, you can’t just be the goofy ahh Quandale Dingle glazing the Kai Cenat. You’ve gyatt to get out of Ohio and start Fanum taxing Saul Goodman. The sigma grindset doesn’t wait for you to cook, so you have to lock in and mog everyone else’s mewing streaks before it’s over for you. Now replace “you” with “get money.” Read that again.