Well folks, the wait is finally over! Give your friend of color a high-five and maybe a kiss on the mouth because racism is officially done for. For years, expert sociologists have been trying to find a solution to discrimination, but some white boy just figured it out for a bit of Monday afternoon fun!

The moment math and ethics prodigy Paxton Bright found the solution yesterday, conflicts across the world simply froze as people forgot what they were fighting about and instead held racially diverse sleepovers and watched Shrek 2 (2004).

“My roommate and I were playing a game called ‘Who Can be Less Racist?’ while I was doing my linear algebra homework and all of a sudden it just came to me,” said Bright. “Needless to say, I won the game.”

Depression rates are at an all time low as students and faculty across campus experience the joy of not being racist for the first time.

“I just can’t believe I never noticed it before!” said linear algebra professor and former avid racist Chuck Snow. “I gave Paxton an extra point on his homework for a job well done.”

The recent development has everyone celebrating the progressive Provo culture.

“First a British apostle and now the complete eradication of racial prejudice?” said self-proclaimed feminist Bryson Dyson. “What’s next? Women in STEM?”