First Presidency and Quorum of the Twelve Release Album, ‘The Tortured Prophets Department’

On the backs of Taylor Swift’s hit double album, the First Presidency and the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints have released their own album, The Tortured Prophets Department.

Yesterday, President Russell M. Nelson posted a picture of a note on Instagram that read, “And so we enter into evidence / Our redeemed stakes and wards / Our apostasies, acquired like tapestries /Our societies and quorums / The tick, tick, tick of eternity looms / Our words of pitch black ink / All’s fair through love and charity…/ Sincerely, The Chairman of the Tortured Prophets Department”

Expanding on it further, “The tracks are centered on experiences with sin, its negative effects, and ultimately overcoming it,” said Nelson.

The full track list is below.

  1. “Forthright” (Jeffrey R. Holland ft. NBA Youngboy)
  2. “The Tortured Prophets Department” (Q15)
  3. “The Natural Man Only Breaks His Favorite Toys” (David A. Bednar)
  4. “Sin Bad” (Dieter F. Uchtdorf)
  5. “So Long, England” (Patrick Kearon)
  6. “Jehovah, I Love Him” (Neil L. Andersen)
  7. “Fresh Out Spirit Prison” (Quentin L. Cook)
  8. “Missouri!!!” (Ronald A. Rasband ft. Lindsey Stirling)
  9. “Guilty with Sin?” (Gerrit W. Gong)
  10. “Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me?” (Holland)
  11. “He Can Fix Me (No Really He Can)” (Gary E. Stevenson)
  12. “Loss of My Life in the Service of God” (Ulisses Soares)
  13. “I Can Do It With a Broken Heart” (Dale G. Renlund)
  14. “The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived” (Henry B.  Eyring)
  15. “The Atonement” (Russell M. Nelson)
  16. “Zarahemla” (D. Todd Christofferson)
  17. “The Black and White of Sin” (Dallin H. Oaks)
  18. “Gidgiddonihah” (Cook)
  19. “The Curelom” (Stevenson)
  20. “Fanny or Emma or Zina or Lucinda” (Bednar)
  21. “Endure to the End?” (Uchtdorf)
  22. “So Seminary” (Andersen)
  23. “I Love It” (Soares)
  24. “Thank You Alma” (Nelson)
  25. “I Look in People’s Souls” (Oaks)
  26. “The Prophecy” (Bednar)
  27. “Cornelius” (Andersen)
  28. “Peter” (Renlund)
  29. “The Doubter” (Eyring)
  30. “Gordon” (Eyring)
  31. “The 116 Pages” (Christofferson)