We love to see it! After postponing its weekly meetings 12 times in a row, BYU’s ADHD club finally locked in and cranked out every single one of them in the space of just one day. The string of meetings consisted of various unrelated thoughts, copious amounts of yapping, and minimal actions taken.

The first meeting was scheduled for 9 a.m. and began at 1:37 sharp. By the time the final one had concluded around midnight, no one actually remembered why they were there.

“The highlights of my semester were when I learned how to speak Punjabi, when I forgot how to speak Punjabi, and when I got my turtle,” said club co-president Piper Active. “Sorry, what was the question?”

The room was chock-full of that thrilling energy that makes you want to listen to one song on loop for 13 hours straight then completely forget it exists.

“Yeah I’m not great at following tutorials, but I just kind of figured out how to play them,” said club member Addy Rall upon being asked about meeting attendance. “Now you’ll never see me leave the house without my bagpipes.”

We were unable to obtain a relevant answer to a single interview question, but that fact alone told us just about everything we set out to learn.

“Nobody thought to schedule the next meeting, but today’s were plenty successful,” said other co-president Anna Tentive. “We collected some pretty interesting data.”