It’s our job to know things about BYU, and that we do. But how much do you know? There’s no better place to start than with everyone’s favorite campus organization: BYUSA.

 

1. It’s There!

A common BYUSA misconception is that it doesn’t exist. But after several years of thorough research and one fatal undercover operation, we’ve encountered proof to support the contrary. In fact, we are 80% sure that BYUSA is indeed an organization, and that it even serves a purpose of some sort. Though we ultimately acquired no tangible evidence, we can definitively say based on divine revelation and general vibes that it’s true.

2. It’s Not Here

People often think that because the acronym “BYUSA” is such an obvious portmanteau of “BYU” and “USA,” it’s based on BYU campus in the USA. But in reality, BYUSA HQ is located in a French commune whose exact coordinates are unknown. Using legally acquired funds collected from your tuition (thank you!), we were able to access military-grade satellite imagery that helped us narrow down the location of France to the Western Hemisphere. The rest is up to you.

3. It’s So Helpful!

Everyone’s favorite thing about BYUSA is that it serves such a beneficial purpose to our campus community. We are just so grateful for all it has to offer. Everyone has a story where BYUSA helped them with something. Without its various goods, services, etc., we don’t know what kinds of chaos would be unleashed across Provo. Seriously, we have no idea!

4. They Believe in Stuff

These people really believe in stuff. No one really knows what they believe, but they’re always believing it so hard. You’ve never believed in something the way they do. It’s like that guy said, “If you wanna’ make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and make believe.”

5. It Might Not Be There

Okay, yes, we did say BYUSA was there. And we did say that we had found proof to support that claim. Well, that was a bald-faced lie. We have absolutely no clue if it’s real. Sorry about that, folks! Not sure what you expected.