There’s no getting out of it. You watched Saltburn. What now?

You have a few options. The first option is to keep quiet until you die. That’s the plan of junior, Jeyson Maeser. “I’ll deal with it when I’m lying on my grave, er, in my grave.”

Your next option comes from senior Mack Lowe: “I didn’t see the whole thing, you know? Just part of it here and there.”

Brien Callsen, a sophomore in business, says “I just watched it for the unique approach to property acquisition. Surely that house was paid off already.”

Whatever you decide to do, let us know. That should be a fun conversation. You can email your experience to altuniversebyu@gmail.com.