With their rippling pecs and flattering words, Book of Mormon villains are some of the hottest around. But which one takes the prize for The Zaddy of Zarahemla? Read on to find out!

5. King Noah

Who doesn’t love a hard partying player with a bad-boy vibe? His deep pockets and glamorous friends don’t hurt, either. King Noah now does summer sales to maintain his lifestyle and dreams of becoming a sugar daddy. 

4. Shiz

Without a doubt, Shiz has the most rizz in the promised land. How else could he have so effortlessly seized control over his brother’s army? The ambitious heartthrob now runs a podcast with his buddy Coriantumr called Cimeters and Slander: How to Never Admit You’re Wrong. They’ve buried the hatchet since their Hill Ramah days. 

3. Nehor

You can’t talk about Nehor without someone mentioning how strong in stature he is. Just look at those juicy calves! Nehor is now an Instagram fitness influencer and has partnered with Gymshark and Bang Energy. Use his code PRIESTCRAFT10 for 10% off your purchase!

2. The Daughter of Jared

She’s exceedingly expert. She’s exceedingly fair. She’s exceedingly toxic, but a girlboss does what she has to do. The kingdom-destroying bombshell loves hair extensions, hot yoga, and her Alpha Delta Pi sisters. Sorority life takes the edge off when she misses secret combinations. Most recently, The Daughter of Jared was featured on Dance Moms as a guest choreographer. 

1. Alma the Younger

Uh, did someone turn up the heat in here? Alma the Younger had an entire nation drooling over his flattering words and dreamy eyes. He’s suave, he’s confident, and he’s got perfect washboard abs. But the thing that sets him apart from the rest is his spiritual hotness. Alma the Younger will soon be leaving for Peru to serve his 87th mission – don’t forget to watch the livestream of his farewell talk!