Acting President of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles, M. Russell Ballard, sadly passed away on Sunday at the age of 95. After five years apart, M. and his wife, Barbara, were once again reunited—this time in paradise.

After a lifetime of service, the Ballards have reportedly made it to Jamaica and enjoyed some alcohol-free, Spirit World spirits. According to a source, they are consuming virgin beverages of every kind with other former General Authorities. They refer to themselves as “Apostles in Paradise.”

“Unlike Bachelor in Paradise, there is absolutely no drama,” said former Church president Thomas S. Monson. “It’s so good to see all my friends again. They said I made it just in time for bingo.” It’s all easy discussion and relaxation for the happy couples awaiting the Resurrection.