Hot Ones is the show with hot questions and hotter wings. Henry B. Eyring, the featured guest on this week’s episode, hardly made it to two thousand Scoville units before his voice started quivering.

“I couldn’t tell if he was crying from the heat or just from answering my interview questions,” remarked Sean Evans, the show’s creator and host. “I’m surprised he made it as far as he did. It seemed like pepper alone could send him into the shadow realm.”

Though there was much weeping and gnashing of teeth, Eyring made it through each of the ten rounds of spice. He attributes his success to two things: the 3 gallons on milk he consumed, and of course—the hand of God.

“The only thing that got me through the last dab was knowing the Savior has been there first,” he said through a lump in his throat.

Dallin H. Oaks is scheduled to guest star on the popular internet talk show next month. President Nelson has declined this offer as he is still recovering from the back injury he sustained from carrying the entire Kingdom of God on his 99 year-old shoulders.