The Magic of the Y just became a little more real.

President C. Shane Reese announced yesterday that the famous Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, previously thought dead, has accepted a position as Adjunct Professor at Brigham Young University. Citing “the growing darkness in the world” as his motive, Dumbledore will began his teaching today instead of waiting for the Winter 2024 semester. He will be teaching a new pilot course entitled “Defense Against the Secret Combinations.” Although little is known about the content, structure, and grading of this course, over half of BYU is now on the waitlist to be admitted to the course.

“After faking my death, I spent years looking for a school where I could do magic by study and faith,” commented Dumbledore. “Now, I’ve finally found it.”