October is one of the most exciting times of year for Utah residents. Pumpkin patches, haunted houses, and house parties alike create many opportunities for socialization and romance. While many in Provo are flourishing amidst these festivities, others are floundering.

Taycie Hunter had been collecting couple’s costume ideas in a saved Instagram folder all year. Now, Halloween is a day away and she is only just requesting a refund on her Padme and Anakin outfits.

“Guess I’ll just be a ghost again. Not like anyone cares if they can see me or not,” remarked a depressed Taycie. “I was sure a few more prayers was all I needed. I don’t know for sure but I think I’m having a faith crisis.”

Taycie’s grandma weighed in with her thoughts in an exclusive interview.

“She’s such a sweet girl. I’m surprised she isn’t married by now. The boys must just be intimidated by her,” she said.

Will Taycie find an Anakin to her Padme before the stroke of midnight? Perhaps only time will tell.