At approximately 10:28 am on Saturday the 14th, panicked observers in Utah reported that the Sun had disappeared.

“ALL THERE IS IS A BLACK HOLE SURROUNDED BY FLAMES!” said Cannon Q. Georgeson, BYU freshman and business major. “THE END IS HERE!”

Utah Governor Spencer Cox, BYU President C. Shane Reese, and other state officials prepared a military response to the darkening of the Sun.

“We are prepared to nuke the moon, if we must.” said Reese.

“The birds have stopped singing, there’s war in the Middle East, I dropped my ice cream, and the Sun refuses to give us her light. We are all going to die,” said Grace Williams, a member of the seminary program and noted eschatologist.

The Alternate Universe is diligently monitoring the situation and will advise our readers of any changes.