Congratulations! The snazzy RM from your Eternal Families class asks you out as part of the obligatory assignment for all single students. Your only goal is to survive. The rules are simple: pick an option under each question, and scroll down to view the results of each decision. Blue indicates the best outcome, green is good, orange is pushing it, and red means you didn’t make it.

1. What are you wearing? 
   1. a green church dress
   2. a jacket, t-shirt, and jeans
   3. a hot-pink, “skimpy” tulle dress
   4. pajamas
2. Where are you going to dinner?
   1. Cafe Rio
   2. Culver’s
   3. Chili’s
   4. Wendy’s
3. Who pays for dinner?
   1. You do.
   2. He does.
   3. You split it 50/50.
   4. You two leave without paying. 
4. How do you say goodbye?
   1. You run away from him.
   2. You offer a closing prayer.
   3. You show him your dance routine as a parting gift.
   4. You lean in for a kiss.

Results:

1. What are you wearing? 
   1. a green church dress – You remind him of his mother, so he gives you a big ol’ smooch! (green)
   2. a jacket, t-shirt, and jeans – He displays his God complex by giving an unwarranted lecture where he presents his opinions as indisputable facts. (orange)
   3. a hot-pink, “skimpy” tulle dress – He runs away crying because you’re immodest. (In reality, he’s just scared of the color pink.) Game over. You win. (blue)
   4. pajamas – You go stargazing at the end of the night (orange because it’s a slippery slope).
2. Where are you going to dinner?
   1. Cafe Rio – He continuously tells you mission stories and does not give you the chance to speak. (orange)
   2. Culver’s – He served in Wisconsin, so he kisses you on the mouth. (green)
   3. Chili’s – He’s impressed with how you chose a fancy restaurant. (blue)
   4. Wendy’s – He thinks that the fries are too spicy, so he ghosts you after the date. (red)
3. Who pays for dinner?
   1. You do. – He flips a table. (orange)
   2. He does. – You die of food poisoning. (red)
   3. You split it 50/50. – You had ordered a water, but he had ordered a Diet Coke AND a milkshake. (orange)
   4. You two leave without paying. – Continue to the BONUS question! 
4. How do you say goodbye?
   1. You run away from him. – Good riddance! (green)
   2. You offer a closing prayer. – He drops down on one knee to propose right then and there. (blue)
   3. You show him your dance routine as a parting gift. – He joins in! (green)
   4. You lean in for a kiss. – You bonk heads. There’s no recovering from this one. (red)

Bonus Question: If you decided to leave without paying, which pair of shoes are you wearing: high-heeled Converse, or neon-green toed water shoes?

 

Bonus Question Results:

1. High-heeled Converse – You run from the authorities, and he pulls you into a dark, small corner behind a dumpster to lose them. As you two try to remain silent, panting, you gaze into each others’ eyes, holding back chuckles until he brings his finger to your lips in a playful shushing manner. After a moment, he whispers, “I think the coast is clear. We can leave now.” And you whisper, “Yeah, I suppose we could…” But your thought trails as he gazes at your luscious lips. You can feel his breath on your skin. Your eyes close…” (blue)
2. Neon-greed toed water shoes – You get caught and go to jail. (red)