Last week, in a ruling that sent shockwaves through workplaces and educational institutions across the nation, the Supreme Court declared affirmative action unconstitutional. This decision, though celebrated by some, dealt a blow to diversity, inclusion, and the potential for cultural growth in America. One college directly affected by this landmark ruling is BYU, which has been forced to make changes to its admissions practices.

In response to the Supreme Court decision, BYU has been forced to revise its admission rates for white students. Previously, the university prided itself on an impressive 98% acceptance rate for white applicants. However, with the new ruling, BYU has found itself in the peculiar position of having to increase that acceptance rate to a remarkable 99%.

For years, BYU rejectees lamented their unsuccessful attempts to gain admission to BYU, occasionally attributing their rejections to their racial backgrounds. With the Supreme Court’s decision, such complaints no longer hold any legal basis. Students in such positions must now confront the reality that their rejections may be a consequence of factors such as inconsistent seminary attendance, lackluster essays, underwhelming recommendations, or disappointing GPAs and test scores.

“This is truly a breakthrough for the white Utah Mormon of today,” expressed Rachelle Rawkinson, a rising senior at Timpanogos High School. “I am relieved that I won’t have to worry about losing my spot to someone who is just as qualified and deserving as I am!”

While the ruling may have been seen as a victory by some white students, it is worth noting that there are also minority students who welcome the decision. One anonymous student, for example, stated, “Maybe now people will finally believe me when I say that I got accepted because of my 36 on the ACT rather than attributing it to my ethnicity.”

Understandably, the Supreme Court’s decision has sparked controversy and intense debate. The Alternate Universe eagerly awaits the unfolding of this situation, as its implications will undoubtedly have a significant impact on the landscape of college admissions.