If you’ve ever suppressed sexual thoughts when walking by any of these fine figures, rest assured you’re not alone.

 

Po the Panda

Once under fire for promoting unrealistic beauty standards, this white-hot likeness of the Dragon Warrior himself has become something of a sex symbol on campus.

 

Barefoot Cosmo

You can either admit that you’re attracted to him or you can keep lying about it. This statue brings in thousands a month in OnlyFans feet pic income and he deserves your respect.

 

Talmage Bike Rack

The curves on this fine piece of sculpture could cause even the most godly man to commit adultery in his heart.  Whether you like it or not, this is the ideal female form.

 

Chief Massasoit

Though he’s gotten called to the Honor Code Office 867 times, he’s never gone. If showing too much skin is wrong, he doesn’t want to be right.

 

Generic Woman

This plain Jane would be a mere 5 if she weren’t welded to her husband and child. Nothing could be sexier than a woman fulfilling her role as wife and mother.

 

8-bit Deer

With chiseled pixels that beckon us back to the time of Classical Greek idealism, this statue is a graven image to the gods of hotness.

 

Woman by the Water

Geez.