Against all supposed odds, the worst person you have ever met just got engaged to the love of their life. There really is someone for everyone—except maybe someone single, pleasant, and normal like you.

In an exclusive interview with The Worst Person You Know, The Alternate Universe was able to get an idea of their future plans.

“My insufferable fiance and I are excited to get married and start an insufferable family with insufferable children that make the world a worse place,” they said.

The Worst Person You Know described finding their eternal companion as “not difficult, frustrating, or time-consuming at all,” and mentioned how they felt like “God sort of just lead me to them.”

If anything, this event proves that you don’t even have to be minimally kind, considerate, polite, intelligent, funny, or generous to find love. This may be shocking to all those who claim that singlehood is giving them important time to “work on themselves right now.”

In other news, it was just leaked that the person you’ve been sending signals to for the last month totally knows what you’re doing—they just don’t reciprocate.