To the average student who knows very little about construction, the HFAC demolishing is weird, done in sections instead of all at once. A particular individual got fed up with the lack of action and was spotted this morning, swinging on a wrecking ball.

“Gwwrrroowwwwllll,” sang Cosmo, expressing his distain in BYU’s lack of speed. “Gwwrroowwwwwlll… rawr, rawr!”

Nobody knows how Cosmo deviously licked the Marriott Center megatron and loud speakers, but his swinging to booming music was live-streamed above what was left of the WILK, for all to see.

“We did not authorize Cosmo’s stunt,” tweeted Dem OliShun, head construction manager.