As the smell of love begins to permeate the air this February, some students finally decided they are ready to settle down. This time of year makes people do crazy things for the chance at love.

Your roommate might finally text the ward chorister who stares 0.5 seconds longer at him every Sunday. You might finally muster the courage to ask out your TA that always tells you that you’re doing, “a great job” and you know it means more. Your freshman sister might finally agree to go get ice cream with the super-senior who claims he has a beard card.

This time of year makes the strong-willed cower in the face of a chance at real love. Luckily for those of you who are plugged into the BYU social hierarchy, this season of desperate love has brought together the most powerful figures in Provo. 

According to reports, Fedora Guy and Beret Girl have finally begun dating!

“It’s been a long time coming,” BYU socialite Kammy Kammington told the Alternate Universe. “And all this time, I thought I had a chance.”

The new power couple has been seen holding hands on campus, attending BYU’s prestigious LARPing club, and even seen walking out of an Escape Room together.

“I get it, I could see how she would want to date a strong warrior like me,” Evan Crumblebottom, AKA Fedora Guy, told the Alternate Universe. ” One day, I went up to her after D&D and asked, ‘M’lady? Would you want to go on a date with a true gentleman?'”

“I knew he was the one after our first date” Lexylynn Joy, AKA Beret Girl, told the Alternate Universe. “After we finished the escape room, he asked me where his kiss was and it was over from there.”

Even after just two days, the two have already bought promise rings for each other. We want nothing more than to see these two people live out the rest of their lives madly in love with each other.