Have you ever thought Y Mountain looked a bit bland? Like it was missing something? Maybe four gigantic stone carvings of the most influential LDS figures? Well then it seems stupid minds think alike, because BYU has proposed the stone faces of Joseph Smith, Brigham Young, Donny Osmond, and hot Nephi to grace the mountain.

Project manager Starling Painthuffer confirmed the proposed plans on November 14th with a rendering of the carved mountain. “Gaudy,” “tacky,” “I’m scared to leave my home,” are amongst the many responses BYU has received so far. 

“‘Hillside letters? That’s boring. That’s an old man’s game. I only acknowledge ginormous carved faces.’ At least that’s what we’re hoping people will be saying in thirty years when this project gets done,” said Painthuffer.

“I just don’t see how this can go wrong,” said senile supporter Kevin Worthen. “It features the founder of the church, the founder of making beards cool, the singing voice of Disney’s hottest bisexual, and the man who made Nephi hot.”

Who knows what the mountain will look like when it’s all approved and completed. I guess we’ll see in 2053! Hey, that rhymed. Or the world might end and we’ll all be dead before then.