It is yet again the start of another amazing semester at BYU campus. Bees are humming, birds are singing, and BYU has only made national headlines twice so far. The semester is far from normal, however. You may have noticed a change in the atmosphere. “What is this unsettling feeling?” you may ask. After some digging, we have realized that the ukulele guy is nowhere to be found.

“It is astonishing, really,” says sophomore Trykenzleigh Jones. “I just don’t know how to handle this sudden, blissful silence.”

Students speculate on the ukulele guy’s whereabouts. Some say he graduated, while others say he dropped out to pursue ukulele full-time. No one seems to know for certain.