President Kevithen J. Worthen has been on the top of the FBI most wanted list for some time now. Reports tell the Alternate Universe that President Worthen is so desired by the FBI for his “swag” and “pizzazz”. Recently, the FBI has been looking into President Worthen after receiving a tip that his presidency might have been attained wrongly.
“There has never been a man in the world that poses such a threat to our nation more than this man. We believe that Worthen’s election as BYU president was tampered with and that ‘his million dollar smile’ illegally swayed some voters,” FBI Informant Neal Caffrey told the Alternate Universe.
Due to the urgency of this situation and the fact that they nothing else to do, the FBI commenced it’s raid on the Mar-a-Utah-Lake residence this past Thursday. President Worthen was not home when the raid commenced as he was riding the Sundance Ski Lifts with his wife Peggy Worthen and her boyfriend Yung Gravy.
“After the raid was completed, we were able to confiscate many precious artifacts from his home. We found the Sword of Laban, the brass plates, some weird shiny stones, and most importantly 116 pages of the Book of Mormon that he tried to flush down the toilet,” Neal Caffrey told the Alternate Universe.
Soon after the raid, the FBI was informed that BYU presidency was not a democratic election but rather the president was chosen by specific board members. The FBI’s official statement on the mixup was just the shrug emoji posted on their official Twitter account.
President Worthen has not released a statement on this matter as he is still stuck on the ski lift with his wife and her boyfriend.