Polygamist forced to take two more wives due to inflation

The recent economic downturn has affected many people in many ways. Jefferson Warrenson from Hurricane, UT needed to take two more wives in addition to the five he already had. He may increase the number if things get worse.

“The value of assets just isn’t the same anymore,” said Warrenson. “I’ve felt it in the supermarket and at the pump, just like everyone else. There is so much that needs to be done, and one woman just doesn’t go as far as she used to.”

There are also reports of a possible shortage of women in the future. Families are having too many baby boys. There is little that can be done in the immediate future, but local experts say they should just pump way more into the system.