After spending his rookie season getting smashed by 300-pound NFL veterans, Zach Wilson decided to smash someone his own size.

Former BYU Quarterback and apparent mom lover, Zach Wilson, was the talk of the town yesterday. Instead of enjoying his Sabbath in peace, he was trending on Twitter for a surprising reason.

Dax Milne, Wilson’s former roommate and current Eskimo brother, posted a picture on his Instagram with Wilson’s ex-girlfriend. After getting harassed by Jets “fans” and BYU diehards alike, she revealed that Wilson had slept with his mother’s best friend.

This news of Wilson’s interest in cougars spread around the internet faster than herpes. Players and commentators from around the NFL quickly congratulated him on his accomplishments off the field. Former star Bengals receiver Chad Ochocinco said that “Zach Wilson is the goat” and DK Metcalf, Seahawks Star receiver, concurred on Twitter.

But, what this news did not reveal was who this mystery MILF was. Luckily, here at the Alternate Universe, we have just the right sources to keep you plugged in.

Sources close to the Alternate Universe have told us that Wilson’s secret lover is none other than Cosmo the Cougar himself! We reached out to the BYU Football team for further comments on the situation.

“After news broke that Zach [Wilson] had been sleeping with his Mom’s best friend, I was completed blown away. But looking back, I did notice how uncomfortably close he and Cosmo were…” BYU Football coach Kalani Sitake told the Alternate Universe.

“When Zach would say that ‘I got that dawg in me’, I thought he was talking about football,” Linebacker Chaz Ah You said. “But after thinking more about Zach’s hand placement when he and Cosmo would do cheerleading drills after practice, it all makes sense. He did always say he loved the cougars…”