Hayleigh Horn went into this Summer full of hope and dreams to kick back and enjoy her tennis classes and summer job at the creamery. Then she realized her house doesn’t have A/C.

“I’ve never lived in Provo over the summer, so I thought that A/C was just a given in all apartments. Boy, was I wrong,” said Hayleigh to an Alternate Universe reporter.

She also described the harrowing experience of coming home after a long day of work and tennis.

“My apartment feels like it’s boiling. Maybe it’s God trying to warn me. Maybe this is what the Telestial Kingdom will feel like if I don’t stop watching edgy PG-13 movies.”

After realizing she couldn’t take the heat, Hayleigh came up with an innovative solution.

“I took to Mutual and went on a bunch of first dates, carefully convincing each boy to take me back to his apartment to NCMO. As soon as I found Connor and enjoyed the sweet cold of his A/C I knew he was the one.”

Although Hayleigh claims that Connor doesn’t know, The Alternate Universe decided to do some of our own digging in an exclusive interview.

Connor revealed, “Oh, I know she’s just using me for my A/C. I’m just excited that I’ve finally found someone to force to watch the Lord of the Rings with me. She even lets me kiss her if I get her some Swig.”

He, as well as Hayleigh, both understand that they will break up around Labor Day, just in time for the start of school and cooler weather.