The Brigham Young Virginity Club is a “Utah-based club dedicated to preserving and promoting Virginity on college campuses”. A popular account on Instagram, @byuvirgin has accumulated over 56k followers. Recently, BYU Virgin has made several posts about how their old admin were “soft and pathetic”, and have been replaced. The new account admin have stated that “there will be NO tolerance for people who mock Virgins” and that only confirmed virgins will be allowed to remain in the club.

In retaliation, the former admin of the BYU Virginity Club have come forward to form the BYU Non-Virgin club. “It’s honestly really freeing to finally admit that none of us in the club were actually virgins,” says BYU Non-Virgin club co-founder Kayden Monson. “Like they put on this whole show of being so pure but they really just want to sell the t-shirts.”

The Brigham Young Non-Virgin club’s mission statement includes advocating for the rights of non-virgins in such a strong purity culture, encouraging as much pre-marital sex as possible, and screwing over the BYU virginity club for “kicking the best people you had off the team also enjoy having no more snacks at your meetings, we all know Kayden was the only one who ever brought any”.

At press time, no one representing the Brigham Young Virginity Club was available for comment.