As thousands of students prepare for their ‘hot girl summer’ and commence on countless ‘hot girl walks’, you need to be prepared for a few months of constant temptation. If you follow these five steps exactly, we can guarantee that you will remain chaste and avoid the temptation of sin.

1. Talk to your bishop

Your bishop is a fantastic resource for advice on keeping the Law of Chastity. Nothing screams like virgin like a 45 year old man attending a young single adult ward.

2. Transfer to Utah State University

This is one pretty self-explanatory. Although students are allowed to date at this “prestigious university”, it is against their honor code to touch another human on campus.

3. Sign up for Summer Sales

The ultimate turn off is a great way to remain virtuous this summer. You’ll spend most of your time taking advantage of senile senior citizens so you won’t have much time for dating anyways.

4. Stay away from Ted Lasso

As a universal “Smash”, Coach Lasso has been known to cause many sexual awakenings for both men and women. We would recommend a tamer piece of media like 50 Shades of Gray or Magic Mike instead.

5. Go a mission

The secret is finally out. Most people go on missions just to keep it in their pants. Just watch out for the dreaded “Mission Goggles” or you could come home with a different kind of companion.