A Utah Valley poll conducted last week revealed an upward trend of figures such as bishops, professors, and bosses embracing their summer bodies.

Many have been sighted at ward barbeques, tailgating parties, and enjoying the waterpark with the family.

“There are enough hot dogs for seconds guys!” said Bishop Greg Gretsky, who was seen manning the grill at Provo 12346759034857th ward’s annual barbeque.

While students and locals alike report being a bit unsettled by their sudden exposure to the blinding white calves of their authority figures, many say they could “probably get used to it”.

If anything, this collected data disproves speculation that such authority figures do not in fact have legs that extend past their knees.