As most BYU students return home for the spring and summer terms, the need for student YSA wards decreases dramatically. Because of this, many wards on campus don’t meet all the summer and then return in the fall. This merits the question: What happens to all the Bishoprics of these wards?

There has long been rumors of the spring/summer YSA bishopric storage, a long, dark, and very secret room in the basement of the ASB where members of bishoprics that are not being used are stored for the spring and summer terms, but its existence has never been confirmed, until today.

The investigative journalism team of The Alternate Universe was having a top secret picnic in the basement of the ASB which was interrupted by a strange noise down a hallway. Upon further investigation, the noise was discovered to have been coming from a secret room full of men in suits. We had to leave before we were noticed as more than one member of our team had expired temple recommends, but look for the results of further investigation in the future.