Following the bold steps of Elon Musk, the influential Marriott family has made a promising offer to buy and run Learning Suite. According to our inside source, the offer has been accepted and is in the final process of being signed and approved. What can we expect from this change in ownership?

“We’re completely rebranding the website. Its new name will be Learning Suites and we’re changing the entire color scheme to red. Honestly, we’re also trying to get BYU to rebrand to red colors as well but we’ll see” says senior Marriott executive Mark Hotel.

In another exclusive interview with the Utah Regional Representative Martha Roberts, The Alternate Universe was also able to glean some of the new features and perks of this new system.

“Students with 8 o’clock classes will get free breakfast. Students with A’s will get 25% off of room rentals and free pool use. All students will get 10% off when booking suites through the new Learning Suites.”

However, there may be some downsides. The Alternate Universe has also uncovered evidence that Learning Suites will ban users from typing “Hilton” “Best Western” and “Hyatt.”

There will also be advertisements on the website, presumably to pay for the complimentary Book of Mormons in each hotel Suite.

We should be seeing the new website near the beginning of May or June at the latest.