The Alternate Universe uncovered a shocking secret this morning through their very serious journalism efforts. The real force behind the movement “Don’t Pave Utah Lake” is actually the notorious Utah Lake Monster.

The Utah Lake Monster, otherwise known as Greggg, was spotted this morning leaving the lake to go to a Conserve Utah Valley meeting.

The runner who spotted Greggg this morning, Jeff Smith, agreed to an exclusive interview with The Alternate Universe.

“I was going on my daily run down by the lake when a figure emerged from the fog. To my surprise, a huge monster emerged, dripping with water from the lake, muscles gleaming. I stood speechless as he passed me, handing me a ‘Don’t Pave Utah Lake’ sticker on his way. I haven’t been able to stop thinking about him since.”

After hearing this report, The Alternate Universe decided to investigate further, infiltrating Conserve Utah Valley meetings and talking to officials.

One official, who wished to remain anonymous, said,

“Although it is true that paving Utah Lake would be an ecological mishap, the main push behind this movement is in fact Greggg. Who can blame the guy? He just doesn’t want his house destroyed.”

Will Greggg come forward from the shadows and become the true face of the movement? Only time will tell.