He can shotgun two rootbeers at one time. He doesn’t own one pair of actual pants. Once, he tried hot sauce. He is, the toughest, coolest man in the world.

You’ve probably seen him around campus but have been too intimidated to approach him. His name is Drayden Owens, and he doesn’t give a fr*k how cold it is outside- he’s wearing shorts.

“His white calves burn with the brightness of a thousand suns,” says Kortlie Jennings, the girl walking behind him on her way to class.

When the Alternate Universe sat down with Drayden to ask him about how he could wear shorts in 7-degree weather, all he had to say was “Bro, it’s not even that cold”.

While many are in awe of Drayden’s machismo, others speculate that Drayden’s extreme cold tolerance may stem from a different source. Robot legs and deep emotional numbness are two of the most popular theories.

What do you think, does Drayden have robot legs? Or is he truly the toughest, coolest man in the world?