On February 20th, A Heritage Halls student, who is somehow over the age of 18, formed a methamphetamine cloud while making homemade crystal meth.

When University Police arrived, the top floor of the building was cloudy. “We could only see two feet in front of ourselves,” says Joe Bob, BYU’s Chief of Police.

“It was an honest mistake. Just make sure to take Chem 201 before giving chemistry a bad name,” says Marco Zuchers, a sexy firefighter.

The cloud is still under investigation, and 22 students are still giggling as if they’d just had their wisdom teeth removed.

“We want to thank Provo Firefighters, whose quick response helped contain the situation, as well as the many BYU employees who responded to help with clean up efforts and assisting the students who have been displaced,” University Police said in a statement via Facebook.