College can be expensive and balancing classes with work can be hard, which is why it’s important to get a good job. Check out these Alternate Universe recommendations to get ahead in the job search.

5: Emotional Support for the PR Team

Why deal with your own stress when you can help students work through the mental breakdowns that come from trying to prove that BYU isn’t actually that homophobic.

4. Brigham Young Statue

The actual statue was replaced by student employees over 20 years ago to create new jobs. Take the leap into your acting career and maybe even earn a few tips covered in metallic paint that will never come off.

3. Cosmo’s “Stylist”

The actual job title was “groomer” but with the fancy name change and 50 cent raise, this is the job that all the cool cats want.

2. Tunnel Explorer

Ever wondered what lurks below the sidewalks of BYU? Wonder no longer and apply to be a tunnel explorer and custodian today. When you finally find your way above ground you’ll have so many spooky stories to tell your friends, if they still go to school here.

1. Y-Mountain Guardian

The highest paying job on campus, the Bridge Troll earns about ¾ of the University’s yearly budget.