If this isn’t the sign of the end of days, then we don’t know what is.

BYU Creamery has recently announced that they will soon release fry-sauced inspired products such as Fry Sauce Milk and Fry Sauce Mint Brownies.

The full list of these crimes against humanity are: Fry sauce Chocolate milk, fry sauce mint brownies, fry sauce ice cream, fry sauce pepper-jack cheese, and fry sauce kale.

As many BYU students foreign to Utah have come to realize, fry-sauce has a mysterious chokehold on the citizens of Utah. Fry-sauce can be found in every restaurant, fast-food joint, and also in the occasional sacrament cup.

The news of these products has been happily accepted by almost all of the Utah population.

“I had to choose between never seeing my wife again or never eating fry sauce, fry sauce would win by a landslide,” BYU student and Salem native Richard McGoolen told the Alternate universe. “I’m sure she’ll understand.”

“I can’t start my day until I’ve had my morning fry sauce and waffles,” Laura Diabetés told the Alternate Universe. “The doctor said that my blood is becoming the same color as fry sauce and I couldn’t be happier.”

Despite, the general acceptance, there are a select few who have not been engulfed in the fry sauce tsunami that is sweeping the state.

“Do they realize that fry sauce is just ketchup and mayo? It’s not crack. If they want crack, I may know a guy”, student Walt White.

The FBI has been informed of this behavior and a federal investigation has been launched. We will be sure to provide updates on the situation to keep our people safe. Stay strong out there