Foresttree Kicks Students out for “Bad Vibes”

Has the vibe check gone too far? Popular Provo apartment complex Foresttree has been evicting its tenets with little to no notice for having “bad vibes.” The Alternate Universe has launched an investigation of this issue and conducted thorough interviews of all parties involved.

Manager Chad Bryson claims that Foresttree’s actions are justified.

“BYU has their Honor Code. We have our Coolness Code. It’s not my fault if someone gets kicked out for thinking The Office is better than Parks and Rec. We have a standard to uphold.”

However, some claim the apartment complex has gone too far. One student, Eveleighsa Thomas, described her situation.

“After failing my cleaning check, Chad told me that I had a week to move out because my Twilight posters are ‘too cringe.’ But the day next my roommate Kaysey was given an eviction notice because her ‘I hate Twilight’ poster shows a ‘lack of awareness of popular culture and the Twilight Renaissance.’ There’s definitely something going on here.”

Her roommate Kaysey Westover has her own theories.

“I hear they’re using the space from the empty apartments to create a giant shrine to Cosmo’s feet. They’re already preparing to buy the statue from the BYU Store.”

What will happen to the evicted students? Jace Harmon, a recently evicted student described his situation.

“I decided to move into the HFAC. So far the biggest challenge has been hiding from the guards at night, but it’s nice to have a vending machine nearby.”

Other students have turned to more permanent solutions like moving out of the Provo housing monopoly and becoming college dropouts.