BYU’s favorite celebrity couple, Cosmo and Cosma cougars, are reportedly going through a rough patch. The couple’s recent issues have been attributed to conflict around Cosma’s new pet rock, Rocco.

“You can’t have that cookie, Cosmo, Rocco wants to eat it!” Cosma was heard shouting after Cosmo’s alleged attempt to eat an oatmeal raisin cookie. This is breaking news as, along with the celebrity couple drama, this is the first time that either cougar has been heard speaking aloud.

It is reported that Cosmo and Cosma’s relationship has been rocky from the start. After coming out as same-sex attracted last summer, Cosma’s bishop advised her to begin dating Cosmo seriously to help her get through this rough time of trial in her life and keep her on the right track towards eternal marriage.

Cosma’s new pet rock Rocco has just added to the relationship difficulties as Cosmo seems to want nothing to do with it. From neglectful babysitting to continually refusing to accept Rocco’s validity as a pet, Cosmo’s refusal to compromise could be a sign of more relationship difficulties down the road.

BYU student and president of the Cosma hate club, Mason Reed, told the Alternate Universe that he hopes Cosmo and Cosma break up and he still believes Cosma is “nightmare fuel” and that “nightmare fuel with a pet rock is not much better”.

For additional perspective on the issue we reached out to President Kevin J. Worthen, who is rumored to be having relationship drama of his own since his wife, Peggy, was seen at a BYU basketball game with Pete Davidson. President Worthen, however, was not available for a formal comment but tweeted: