As covered in previous articles, Peggy Worthen and Pete Davidson have been spotted multiple times together on campus. This has caused quite a ruckus in the local community that even your grandma is asking who is “Pat and David’s Son.”
BYU President and renowned pole-licker Kevin Worthen has finally responded to the rumors of Davidson’s escapades in the only way he knows how – song.
After talking to his best friends, Dr. Dre and the ghost of Eazy-E, Worthen finally unearthed his dormant rap persona “Kanye Mountain West” for the first time since 2012. His last recorded appearance was when he was a prominent ghost writer for Macklemore’s smash hit “Thrift Shop”.
Mountain West released a diss track directed at Davidson this last Friday titled, “Called to Serve (Some Bars)” featuring DaBaby. Kanye Mountain West took the original hymn, dropped some funky tunes, laid down an irresistible bass line, and then proceeded to absolutely murder Davidson lyrically.
The full version of the diss track can be found below but we will give you a little taste of what awaits you. Moral of the story? Do not mess with the Wasatch Mountain Man himself…
“You better watch out Pete, Papa Kev is coming for you. Don’t even try, ain’t nobody watching King of Staten Island 2”
“I got a whole school of kids, always calling me Daddy. You better hide your mom or I’ll add that baddie to my caddie”
“You think you’re so cool cause you stole another man’s wife. It won’t be very cool where you’re going in the afterlife.”