One of America’s most highly anticipated holidays is finally here. This year, as always, BYUtv has lined up quite the Boxing Day talent. With opponents such as Laman vs. Lemuel, Mitt Romney vs. Obama, and Cosmo the Cougar vs. Costco the Ocelot, families all over the globe are tuning in to watch the blood fall. The match this morning, Hasbulla vs. “Hunk Smith”, has already packed a powerful punch.

Hank Smith had never faced an opponent like him before. Because of their height difference, Smith originally felt he had nothing to worry about. However, the 3’4” Russian rascal came out gloves blazing.

The Alternate Universe visited Smith’s hospital room after the fight to interview him in between surgeries. He was barely recognizable.

“He ran through my legs and pulled my pants down. I was trying to pull them up when socked me in the mouth. I don’t remember anything after that,” said Hank Smith, high on painkillers.

The tape shows Hasbulla knocking Smith out and preceding to punch him in the face 34 more times. Referee Brad Wilcox had to pull his tiny body off of Hank.

“I hadn’t seen anything this nasty since the Hank Smith vs. John Bytheway match,” says Wilcox.

Hasbulla spoke to the press after his victory:

“Он дурак конечно. Его наверно избивают дети всё время.”

If you missed the fight, be sure to tune into BYUtv Monday night at 7pm to watch the rerun for family home evening.