Every Christmas at 9:04 am, the world faces a predicament: What do you do after opening your presents? This year, there is a solution.

#5 Scroll Instagram

You can check that one off now. Maybe do a shot of eggnog for each picture of parents with kids on the floor.

#4 Scroll Snapchat

Check out the zoom in on your friend’s grandpa asleep in his chair all day. Watch the second-half of  someone twerking to a Christmas song in the kitchen. See what random face a judgmental aunt made during the opening of presents.

#3 Scroll Facebook

You don’t want to, but your extended family will question why you didn’t post a detailed play-by-play of the entire day. If not that, they will definitely reference the unfunny meme they shared earlier. The meme is clearly from three years ago, but they will assume you both saw it and thought it was funny. Just pop in quickly and like all their posts so they don’t scroll through their own phone in front of everyone at the dinner table.

#2 Scroll Tiktok

You know you want to. You want to play it with sound, but you don’t know what’s going to pop up. You’ll think about making your own Christmas Tiktok, but eventually decide that the effort required to explain to your parents what’s happening isn’t worth it.

#1 Scroll every streaming app

You know you’re going to be tired after doing nothing all day. Why not end the day scrolling through every app and arguing with family over the what movie to watch? If they are pushing for a movie you don’t like, just tell them that you can watch it tomorrow. You definitely won’t have the mental energy to watch another Christmas movie tomorrow, but they don’t know that.