Five Ways to Have a Woke Holiday Season

Since Thanksgiving is now over, it is time to move into full out Christmas mode. The holiday season is a time for compassion and love. Show all of your Instagram followers how much love and compassion you have this year by making sure you are as politically correct as possible. Sorry white Christmas, this year it’s time for a woke Christmas. Here are five sure-fire ways to make sure you don’t get cancelled this holiday season.

1. Only sing woke Christmas carols.

This year, be sure to avoid problematic Christmas carols like All I Want for Christmas Is You (come on Mariah, you don’t need a man to have a good holiday!), White Christmas, and The Twelve Days of Christmas (giving actual people as gifts does not pass the vibe check). You’ll be safe with classics like Jingle Bells, Picture a Christmas (from the Children’s Songbook), and the John Legend version of Baby, It’s Cold Outside.

2. Make sure that everyone knows your decorations are sustainable and environmentally friendly.

Pro tip: they don’t actually have to be environmentally friendly! As long as your post including dissing Shein some nature emojis, no one will be able to tell the difference.

3. Give the gift of cancellation.

Has your high school best friend ever listened to Panic at the Disco? Does your roommate read Harry Potter? Did your coworker vote for literally anyone in the 2020 election? These are all good reasons to be cancelled. You can take a stand by letting this person in your like know that they have been cancelled, and are not invited to any of your woke Christmas parties.

4. Don’t celebrate Christmas this Christmas.

You know that Christmas isn’t the only holiday celebrated during Christmastime, right? Show some respect for other traditions and try Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or Boxing Day.

5. Instead of giving gifts this year, donate to woke politicians.

Your younger siblings will understand. Everyone knows that giving money to politicians is the best way to make the world a better place.